http://nyheartsme.blogspot.com/2008/04/what-duck.html
You have to hand it to these people though. At these they are trying to have fun. Too bad they are retarded and can't go about it in a normal way.
Sexual frustration is never something you want to be in the middle of.
And on boredom...What is wrong with these people? Stink bombs? Jumping of the 2nd/3rd stories of houses into 8 ft. deep pools?
Mare, I'm glad you enjoyed (or didn't) your only Duck experience with me. I will never forget making fun of people the whole weekend with you and Aar. Where did I have one of the most awkward experiences of my life? That's right -- Duck Beach. It's just a mecca of awkwardness.
Mare, maybe you should just take over the whole Duck experience? Well, I know this is something you would never want to have a hand in, but think how much more organized and fun it would be? However, really I think the problem is putting such a volume of LDS singles in one location. It is hilarious that the hype has gotten so out of control.